Other than to say she it not hurt and nobody is in jail...I'm not allowed to talk about it... for now.
So, I've written down everything I'd like to say and put it behind this picture.
I can say this much...despite what y'all may believe, because of the high level of sophistication with which I carry myself...my stunning good looks, I do not come from gentile stock. I have pure grain 100 proof Cracker running through my veins...the urge to go completely Red Neck on all this is still strong after three days...but, with some difficulty, I'm behaving myself. I'm exercising restraint.
See how restrained I can be...
Little &^%$$# obviously deserves an Alabama Beatdown but....restraint is the word.
Restraint!!!! MOTHER ^%$##S!!!! RESTRAINT!
