I don't mean your average functioning alcoholic. I mean the binge drinking cocktail dresses that show up in the Daily Mail once or twice a year. We've all got 'em but, with the possible exception of The Grove at Ole Miss, your sots are the best dressed.
Here she is again with two left shoes.
For the Mail and The Sun these pictures are a real scandal....to me they're brilliant. Girls throwing up in tiaras...come on man. There will be more.
I may also try and recreate some scenes from the riots a couple of years ago...like when Adamparsons made those elderly people strip naked before he robbed them.
Then we'll head to Ibiza.